Dream #1 Chinky Cheshire Cat

(To Ariel, in an email.)



OMG! I had the most fudged up dream last night!

I dreamt that Aubrey was obsessed with me and wouldn't leave me the hell alone! We were at some warehouse with lots of windows. The wooden floors were painted red and were chipping. There were a lot of people (friends?). It was my birthday, but not MY birthday. I had just given birth to a baby that I felt like I was a serrogate to. I didn't know who the dad was or anything. I felt like I was only pregnant for two days and then had it. Instead of having a birthday for the baby, it was my birthday instead. It was in the middle of July instead of December. Anyway, I was downstairs for a minute, then i ran upstairs where in the middle were small holes in the floor about 5ft. in length and 3ft. across. I ran upstairs to get the hell away from Aubrey! He was drunk and acting like a fool with that brown hat on top of his head. It wasn't down over his face. It was to where you can see his forehead like a banjo-playing inbred in "Deliverance". His eyes were all chinky and he had this big smile on his face like the cheshire cat. He was running around like an idiot! Well, it was time to sing "Happy Birthday" to me. So here comes the karaoke. I can't remember what song it was that Aubrey picked out to sing for me, but it wasn't "Happy Birthday". Everyone gathered around at the bottom of the holes and looked up at Aubrey and I...I was thinking, "I have to get the hell out of here!!!... This SUCKS!" I was thinking, "I'm never getting Aubrey drunk again!....he's acting like a FREAK!"

So, I decided to run away. It was dark and I found a police car. I knew the pig, I guess, because I hopped right into his car and he took me for a ride. There was a drug bust/domestic disturbance down the street so he took me to it. I was a little scared because there were people yelling and waving guns around. The cop didn't seem to be scared. I was sitting in the car all by myself when all of a sudden AUBREY opens the door from the other side and climbs in beside me. He's like, "Where did you go? It's your birthday and i was going to sing for you!" He had ran as fast as he could to catch up to me and he was dripping with sweat. He had nothing on but some blue jeans and that DAMN HAT! HAHA! I was like, "AHHHHH!!! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!!!" and that's all I remember.

Tue, 27 July 2004

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